New Trend: Slothing

“What is slothing?” you may ask. Slothing is a new trend (At least I hope it will be).

Does everyone remember planking? Teapotting? Tebowing? Vadering? Okay, none of these are important except for planking. Planking is when you stiffen your body in the position of lying down on your stomach, like below.

           

 Planking began to get extreme, being on top of buildings, light posts, animals, or police cars.

On a light post:

On a Tiger:

(Ooooooh! I spot a daredevil).

On Camels:

(How is this even possible)?

On a Police Car:

(BTW: This was really stupid he got arrested).

            Okay, now that you know the basics of planking, you must learn about slothing. Slothing is something that my friends and I hope will catch on as a trend. You basically hug somebody from the side, wrapping your arms around their shoulders. This is called slothing because it seems as if you are a sloth and they’re a tree branch.

(Yes, this sloth is slothing).

Now, a Table from our Sponsors:

What:	Slothing
Who:	Anyone (especially celebrities, try not to get tazed by the bodyguards though)
Where:	Everywhere (except on government property or at funerals)
When:	Anytime (except  during national crises)
Why:	To make people happy
How:	Wrapping your arms around an individual, facing their shoulders

            Now you can see why slothing is so important for society, IT MAKES PEOPLE HAPPY! What’s better than that?

Signed,

Sloth

SLOTH