A saying I have been hearing (and saying) a lot is “Two
different kinds of people…”, usually followed with a sigh or a laugh. Here is
an example of the two different kinds of people in the world:
Though I have joined into this trend, saying, or whatever it
is, I do not completely agree. Of course this makes me a hypocrite, so I must
publicly humiliate myself on the internet. Here you go readers:
Now that you have seen me as a hypocritical shark-horse, I
will proceed.
I believe that instead of their being only two different
types of people, there are three.
I will give many examples (hopefully) to support my
argument, starting with adding the third person to the above pictures.
Now, a table from our sponsors:
First Kind of
Person
|
Second Kind of
Person
|
Third Kind of
Person
|
Utensils
|
Hands
|
Chopsticks
|
One Square
|
Bite
|
Candy Bar Instead
|
Cheeseburger
|
Hamburger
|
Veggie Burger
|
Cake
|
Cherry
|
Ice-Cream
|
Tea
|
Coffee
|
Orange-Juice
|
TO-MAY-TO
|
TO-MAH-TO
|
Ketchup
|
Now another table from our sponsors:
Topic
|
First Kind of
Person
|
Second Kind of
Person
|
Third Kind of
Person
|
Oreos
|
Cream First
|
Cookie First
|
Both Consecutively
|
Phone
|
Apple
|
Android
|
Old School (Blackberry, Nokia, etc.)
|
Pizza
|
Crust
|
No Crust
|
Both
|
Pets
|
Cat
|
Dog
|
Rodents, Fish, or Reptiles
|
Cola
|
Coke
|
Pepsi
|
Generic Brand
|
Headphones
|
In the Ears
|
Over the Ears
|
Bluetooth
|
Desserts
|
Cupcakes
|
Brownies
|
Cookies
|
So there is my complete argument of why there are three
different people in this world rather than two.
Signed,
The Odd Child
SLOTH
